March 2012
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it’s so cute when i remind my boyfriend of when i used to have a crush on him when i was younger. he blushes and it’s so cute. ugh.
i’m never on tumblr anymore.
the only time i’m on here is when my boyfriend is at work and i’m off. lol.
any other time, i’m either cleaning, with him, or doing something productive.
February 2012
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my boyfriend’s mom didn’t go to work today because she thought i was going to come over while they weren’t there. she’s a teacher. go work dammit.
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i liked today, but it pissed me off at the same time.
1. having the symptoms of a UTI led my mom to think i’ve had sex. and i went ahead and told her i have. 2. my boyfriend was there for me the whole time. mostly because he thought i was pregnant. haha. 3. his mom put 2 together and figured out that a UTI was caused from having sex. and now she knows. 4. me and him were under the covers...
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satanpositive:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I...
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: I want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people
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dance by big sean sounds so AMAZING with these headphones. omg. this bass is fucking amazing. like i can’t hear my typing right now.
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i absolutely LOVE it when he says my name.
i don’t know why. he could just be saying my name to my mom, his mom, whoever. but he sounds so cute. WHY.
ugh. i’m gonna go to sleep before i get more sappy.
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sailortits:
“hey listen to this song!!!”
“okay!”
doesn’t listen but remains silent on chat for a couple minutes
“wow this is really good i like it!”
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my hormones are out of control right now.
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Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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