keep it simple.

chandeluresinitaly:

yusuflaughingalonewithbombs:

Dracula don’t suck! That’s a myth!

Dracula scrape

and lick!

^

SOBBING

Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops